My last full day of
this trip. Tomorrow is a plane ride to Bangkok, which kind of kills a
day. One full day in Bangkok to prepare for Wednesday’s 730am
flight to Tokyo and then home.
I like Chaing Mai. I
don’t expect that I’ll return, but who knows. I woke up this
morning slightly disoriented, for a moment I thought I was in Mexico.
Chiang Mai reminds me of a trip I took to Cancun several years ago.
True it is a foreign country, but the parts I’ve seen have been so
heavily tourist-ed that if you could be in any vacation city in
almost any big city. Every third store front is a local travel agent
ho will gladly sell you a package tour to see monkeys, elephants or a
zip-line. The animals change from place to place, the temples change,
the zip-line and bungee jumps remain the same. I was afraid that
Thailand would be too ‘discovered’ for me, and I really think I
am right. If you haven’t traveled many places out side your home
country, please come to Thailand. Yes, you’ll get culture shock,
but it will only be 9 volts, not 220.
Cooking class took
longer that I anticipated. I was away from the hotel from almost 9am
until after 3pm. I got my money’s worth for the time I spent, plus
some really good food. I came back to the hotel and washed up and
cooled down before venturing out into the wilds (?) of Chaing Mai.
It was a trip with
the biggest surprise of the entire trip, I met a French couple and
they were very nice. Now that was a surprise.
I went back to the
food court, because I liked the atmosphere kind of hipster, kind of
funky and kind of comfortable. In the center of it all is a covered
stage area where a band could play, but the times I was there it was
a D.J. Well worn groups of 4 theater seats were places around and
brightly painted oil barrels were cut in half and used as chairs and
tables. A comfortable area to sit and have a drink and listen to the
music or just have a drink with friends. I opted for the music and
since we all know that Quinine helps ward off Malaria, had a vodka –
tonic. The bartender filled a plastic cup with ice, poured a shot and
a half in and poured about the same amount of tonic water in. I drank
it slowly and stood up, deciding then that maybe I should have
something to eat and kill an hour, before walking back to my hotel.
The sidewalks here are pretty uneven and the way I was feeling would
make them even more uneven.
I ordered a pita
bread thing, a cousin to a burrito. The meat came from one of those
vertical spinny grills where the cook slices off the meat was the
sideways BBQ spins. The man gave me mine and I thanked him is Turkish
and he got a big smile and said you’re welcome in Turkish. It was
very good, but a little messy, I can show you my shirt if you want to
see it. I know it wasn’t the drink.
In the morning I
decided to take Sunday mass at the Temple of Coffee down the street.
I entered the Starbucks and who should I meet? The Mossad. Yes, I
knew it, they are following me. Yesterday they were picked up after
me, today they were lurking at the one place they knew I would go.
See I told you they were Mossad. I wonder what I know, that I don’t
know I know, that they are so interested in? They left, to spy on me
from a distance and I sat and sipped a taste of home and listened to
The sun is out!!
First time since I got here. When I was in Macedonia I was with some
people from Florida and they could tell you how many days it had been
since they saw the sun. Being from the Pacific Northwest, I wondered
what the big deal was. Today I understand.
I might have a
cigarette or two a day when on a tip. Today for some reason I was
Jones’ing hard for one and walked past a woman and smelled smoke.
She was setting up a blanket with her goods on it in front of a
closed store, hoping to catch a few tourist fish during the day. I
asked her if I could buy one from her and she insisted I take one.
She said it all evens out, if she needs a cigarette and doesn’t
have one, someone will give her one. So I asked her for a light.
Since I had bummed the entire process now, I asked her is she would
smoke it for me too. She got a good laugh from that, but left that up
to me to do. I made sure to return her way and buy something from
her. I picked up a nice key fob for my guesthouse.
One of the places I
missed on my walking tour day before yesterday was the Chaing Mai
pillar location. A huge brick crumbling monster of a temple that is
the city’s religious center. There was a 20 Bhat temple I saw on
last walkabout, his was a 40 Bhat temple ($1.20). There is a huge
cathedral sized temple on the grounds, but the actual pillar is
housed in a very small one. No girls allowed, because they might
defile the whole thing by being on their period. Never mind that they
might be 5 or 75. The sign on the steps to enter it said No Shoes.
Men Only. An Asian woman I was standing next to said to her friend
“They should give us a discount !”
The large temple as
filled with chairs today. I don’t know if it was a sermon or
chanting, but a man was talking over the loudspeakers, and seemed to
go on and on. Down one side of the temple were 50? 75 ? 100? Lotus
position seated monks.
I listened and
watched for a while and then left. Outside there were rows upon rows
of young monks sitting in chairs facing the temple and listening.
Well some were sleeping an a couple were sprawled on their chair –
but – none were playing video games on their phone.
Behind the temple
was a long row of pop up tents. You’ve seen them at fairs. Four
legs that expand and hold up a plastic tarp. There was a row of these
that probably stretched the length of a football field. Cheek to jowl
they were set. Everyone of them was giving away food. One had
noodles, another curry, one had doughnuts, another ice cream. Rice
over there, and even bottles of water. I’d seen something similar
in Delhi, but that was the various temples, and predominantly saffron
rice. These were from various businesses and it really covered a wide
range of different foods. I should have avoided the Mossad and
Christmas carols and come here.
I left after about
an hour, and that guy was still talking. Some of the young monks had
The walk back to the
hotel was routine, except for picking up the key fob and stopping for
a smoothie. I have no idea what was in it. Banana and yoghurt for
sure. Some ice and funny little round blue things that I sucked up
though the straw. They were like gelatin spheres. Chewy, not a lot of
flavor. Heck they didn’t even taste blue. It was an interesting
mixture chewy and cold and sweet in the same sip, but I wonder what
After a power nap
yesterday I killed time in the room until around 6pm. I tried
television but unless you are an all action all the time kind of
watcher, or all news or business, you are kind of out of luck, TV
wise. I can get NetFlix on my phone, but not on the computer. I think
it sees the Thailand IP address and thinks I must be pirating it.
Maybe I should have bought that VPN. Funny It likes my phone though.
I left the hotel
around the appointed time, hit the main street and turned right
instead of left. Left takes me to the old city, right takes me only
to the night market, but I’m sure it takes you places further than
that. I walked and was beginning to wonder if it was all a myth, this
night market thing and at the “Just one more block and then I’m
heading back” point I found it. It wasn’t so much a market as I
had envisioned, but a series of stalls on the street side of the
sidewalk, peddling everything you need to fill out your already over
packed suitcase on the way home. Textiles, lamps, dinnerware,
clothing, stuff to put with your other trip’s stuff to keep it
company. None of it for local consumption, purely for personal
I did find a fun
area though. In an alley off to the side, opening behind the
buildings was a food city. Maybe 30 vendors, each with a different
item for sale, there was the beer guy, next to the bar guy, next to
the Northern Thailand woman, across from the Phad Thai place, the
burrito joint is just over there, want ribs ? Go to that corner. Want
something exotic? $3 for a fried scorpion. I ate well for less than
$10, and that included a vodka tonic, but no scorpion. They were just
too small for the price. Ya, that’s it ! They cost too much for
their size. Of course if they were the larger ones I’d have gotten
I got to bed at a
decent time and set the alarm for 6. I’m not sure why I set the
alarm, my internal clock s set to check the time for 5 am, o I got to
doze until six.
The cooking school’s
mini bus picked me up and another woman and young daughter were
already on the bus. We drove around looking for the rest of the team
and eventually ended up at the market where all the ingredients we
would be using today were shown to us and explained the differences
there are between some of the similar ingredient. I didn’t know the
Turmeric was something like a ginger. I’d only seen it as a powder.
Lots of rotted fish stuff that came in sauces, that sounded yucky but
eventually tasted down right good.
Then back to the bus
and a quick jaunt to the school itself. A lower floor on a townhouse
apartment. Set up with a table for eight and gas burners and woks for
eight. The brochure said the class topped out at six, but we had
seven. The lady I met on the bus, from Singapore, via Perth, via
Manhattan. Nice lady, one of those people who know how to bring
groups together. The woman from Korea who’s English was better than
my Korean. A young couple from Portland, who really reminded me a lot
of Jacob an Emilee. Both couples on the cusp of 30. Intelligent,
quick, funny with responsible jobs. Then there was Boris and Natasha,
the Mossad couple from Israel. He spoke pretty good English, she not
so much. She was a bit of a princess and he was the Sphinx. I
couldn’t even find out what city they were from. Ya, Mossad for
In the class we
chose six dished and one curry to learn. Portland Tom, must have
looked up the recipes before the class and chosen the most difficult,
time consuming ones. He had one rice dish that he had to constantly
stir for I think a total of 20 minutes, It came out wonderful, but
that is a long time to shepherd one dish. Most of the dishes followed
the same basic pattern, wok the protein until cooked (except the
shrimp. Overcooked shrimp = tough shrimp) the add the vegetables cook
til heated through with the hard veggies (carrots, etc) start to
soften. Pour in some fish sauce, and oyster sauce, some yucky
smelling stuff, a little sugar and then add the leafy herbs. All easy
to make when the ingredients are there, the work goes into getting
the ingredients at Safeway. But I’ll certainly give it a try once I
get home. The food was all good, nothing I didn’t like, though by
the end I was really running out of room for another dish.
I’ll have to ask
my Indian friend how she makes her curries, because both here and in
Cambodia we had to crush and pulverize the vegetables into a paste. I
wonder if a blender would do the same or if the crushing breaks down
the cell walls better. Pim the instructor must have been in the Army
as a drill instructor, she was pretty adamant that when it came time
to pound something, you better be pounding. No getting away with just
doing the motions, you better be sweating.
Now I’m full and
it’s 5pm. Though a drink and a smoothie sound like a good way to
finish the day. Maybe a stroll back down to the food court from
yesterday is in order.
Well there went
Thanksgiving. Some of you are still digesting the annual turkey feast
as I write this. My Thanksgiving yesterday consisted of a pretty good
club sandwich, soggy fried and a vodka tonic, on AstroTurf amid a
flock of mosquitoes.
Last time I wrote it
was in the middle of a down pour in Yangon (Rangoon), Myanmar
(Burma). The hotel in Yangon was pretty plush, kind of expected to
see some British guy in khakis, handlebar mustache and an elephant
gun. It is one of those places that has been there since God was a
child, but has been maintained and upgraded as the years passed.
Keeping that original colonial standards and feel.
I slept forever,
instead of waking at 330am or 4, I slept until 630 and then stayed in
bed until seven. It was the first time in a while I didn’t have to
be up to meet a ferry or see a sun rise or climb a temple. The
morning routine was relaxing, like a vacation should be.
wonderful. There is always a good assortment of eggs and an egg
station and breads and bacon or ham, plus a bunch of Asian dishes.
This one had all those and fancy cheeses, smoked salmon and – and
--- sushi. Instead of the run of the mill coffee, espresso. I should
have stayed another night.
this man walked up and said, “I’d like to introduce myself..” I
interrupted him and said “We have already met. You managed a hotel
I stayed at in 2014.”. He didn’t remember me, but did do a fair
job of faking it.
My plane was
scheduled to leave at 1pm with a two hour layover in Bangkok before
going on to Chiang Mai. My morning’s email said the plane was going
to be delayed by an hour. Grrrr… an hour to stand in Immigration
line and then get to my plane in time to not sleep in the airport?
Looks like something new to bitch about next time I write.
I killed time by
writing hotel reviews for TripAdvisor. Some good, some neutral and
The plane arrived as
expected, an hour late. Air Asia s a great turn and burn, no frills
airline. Extra leg room, that’ll cost ya. Same for a Coke or bag of
peanuts. The flight attendants not only are charged with our safety,
but being a vending machine, and cleaning up the trash from the
I showed my ticket
to one of the FA’s and she had me move from the middle of the plane
to the front of the plane along with five or six others. The plane
landed and we were personally escorted off the plane to a waiting van
and driven away before the other passengers even saw their bus. Then
a long walk to our own Immigration officer. Then to the gate. I
imagine the time from door opening to gate side was less than 30
minutes. The plane to Chiang Mai was on schedule and so no bitching
about planes tomorrow.
Yes, THAT guy !
The hotel I choose
was not the best choice. Other guests on TripAdvisor complained about
the noise and they were right. The bed was okay, but the bathroom was
really small. If you don’t include the shower area I have actually
been in larger commercial aircraft bathrooms. I farted and the door
slammed shut ! (not really but it was too good of a line not to use)
I spent much of the
evening searching the internet for a different hotel. Which is where
I am now and it is lovely. The except is they put a rose in my room
and I am now sneezing and it would probably be rude to flush it.
I went out for a
tour of the local neighborhood and found the old city with ease. The
old city are now just the city walls and millions of tourists and all
the things tourists need. Thankfully the Starbucks and McDonald’s
are just outside the city gate.
There were a myriad
of shops to look at and trinkets and textiles to buy. A few temples
and you didn’t have to climb a series of uneven steps to enter
them. The walk was city street flat, and chaotic, but controlled
chaos when crossing the street. Even I succumbed to the temptation of
picking up a trinket or two.
In one of the temples there were three very realistic looking renditions of I assume past monks. Three of them in a sitting n a row, with their hands in their laps next to the Buddha. It was kind of creepy in a Madame Tussauds' sort of way. I got the picture of the altar I wanted and bowed slightly to the wax figures. The one on the left gave me a slight smile. No wonder they were so realistic!
Back at the hotel,
waiting for the heat of the day to lessen a bit then off to the night
market a short walk after 6. Cooking class tomorrow. I found this in the hotel packet. 800 Bhat is about $25.
And I said I was
going to avoid this town. It’s not Hotel California, at least you
can leave here, but you can’t avoid here. I decided to go back to
Bagan for the sunset photos I missed and make sure everything is Jake
with Bobo. I have a week too goo and really no real destination since
Mrauk U in in the rear view mirror.
The alarm was crying
at 315 am this morning to send me to Bagan. A three hour drive from
Mrauk U to Sittwe at 430 for a 730 check in and a 9 am flight outta
town. Well that was the plan. The three hour drive worked out to
three hours and eleven minutes. Yes, I timed it. I was absolutely
amazed the driver said he could do it in three hours and he did. The
darned mini bus took an hour and a half longer. You know? There isn’t
much scenery to see for the two hours before sunrise. It was a pretty
quiet drive, I was still asleep and didn’t hold up my end of the
conversation very well. I know it is the passenger’s job to keep
the conversation going, and I flat failed this time. We somehow
crossed both those rickety bridges, built in 1954 by he British, and
no repair since then except perhaps when a hold big enough to let a
bus fall through occurs. Then they might put a new board down.
At the airport I
looked for that thieving scum of the earth, but he probably was home
getting a massage on my mini cab fare. The police probably wouldn’t
arrest him on grand theft anyway.
I checked in and was
told that the plane might be an hour late. I was going to say that I
could have slept in an hour longer, but what is the real difference
between 315 am and 415 am? That hour turned into two and a half hours
though, and that would have made a difference. Always buy travel
insurance for the medical evacuation clauses. They also come with
other stuff. Like if your luggage goes on a walkabout, or if your
plane is delayed. I’m going to have to pull up my policy and see
what it says. I’ve never put a claim in on a flight, we’ll have
to see what happens.
The plane went
through three takeoffs and landings, to get here to Yangon. As we are
descending into Yangon, I look to the east and all I see are clouds
and rain. This ain’t looking good for sunset photos. I know I am
good as far as the ‘Horse money’, as far as Marmar’s money that
is a matter that I didn’t factor into anything. Maybe I should
have, but I didn’t want to offend her hospitality, so I paid Bobo
more than he gets from the regular tourist. At least that is my
justification. I checked the weather in Bagan, rain and thunder
showers the next two days. I canceled the rest f the trip to Bagan,
if I get really lucky I might see some f that plane ticket back, but
I’m not optimistic on that.
I stayed here before
and knew of one hotel, so I told the real taxi driver to take me
there. Similar to the Princess in Mrauk U we did the price dance.
List is this --- Hotels.com is this – Oh, I can give it to you for
less than that. REALLY ?!?! Yes, please.
I got to the room
and settled n and went idea shopping. He plan now, and plane tickets
bought is to leave Myanmar tomorrow and go to Chiang Mai Thailand. I
only know it is supposed to be the eating capital of Thailand and I’d
like to take a cooking class and see what it is all about. If I get
bored there is always the beach towns, but I don’t think I am into
the Thai beach scene, I just don’t drink enough to get the full
Yow if today is any
indication of the rainy season, no thank you very much. The rain was
coming down so hard that I couldn’t see two cars in front of us and
so loud that we had to speak loud to be heard. Right not the rain has
stopped and it is muggy, but it always is muggy so nothing new there.
I’m closing now,
sorry this hasn’t been as exciting as previous trips.
Today was the
planned trip to the Chin villages. Eight am meet up. I had showered
and done all those morning things and was a bit early to meet, about
twenty until eight. Then something said, you better go back to the
room now. Walk regally like the princess you are, don’t hunch, and
don’t run, Just purposefully stride back to the room. Keep
repeating, there is no hurry, there is no hurry. There was a hurry.
We got on the road
on time and I wish the guide would realize that 8 is too late to
start, but his is a railroad like timetable he has to keep. Rutted
roads, paved roads, roads under construction, rutted dirt roads under
construction. We got to the landing to pick up the boat. To get to
the boat we had to walk down a near vertical ladder If vertical is 90
degrees this one felt like 85 degrees. Not steps but 2x4s.
The boat is about a
shoulder wide, well … okay two shoulders wide. Long as a Winnebago.
Powered with a lawn mower engine with a propeller on a stick. The
deck chairs are lined in a single row and are only good for one thing
that is to lean back and take a nap. If you want to take a picture
you have to lean up. If you want to take a decent picture you have to
scoot up. If you was to stand you have to really scoot up and then
lean forward and rock for momentum. If I had my way I’d burn
everyone of them, and send the smoke to Hell to torture those souls.
The river was very
wide and must have been shallow until about the middle of the
channel. We got going and cruised along at 2 miles and hour for about
an hour and a half. All the time the river banks were closing in on
us. I know it is the wrong country and the wrong river but if I had
seen Colonel Kurtz I wouldn’t have been surprised.
We set ashore at a
small village and I asked what the deal was with the Chin. He said it
was the ladies with the spider faces. This didn’t sound optimistic.
First the mortuary for dinner, now spider women. They weren’t
really spider women, only tattooed with intricate facial designs.
They stopped the practice about 50 years ago, so the women would all
be grandmothers by now. Around age nine they would get their tattoos.
A five day process of a full days having the tattoos made. They would
wrap the girls in a bamboo mat and tie is around her, to keep the
girls from squirming around too much. At the end of five days she
would be puffed up like a basketball and had to drink special ju-ju
(okay, I missed that part) for a month.
The lady I met here
was more than willing to let me photograph her, I felt like I was
intruding and popped a quick snapshot. We walked to the end of the
village to the school. Both primary and more than primary were both
teaching English in some way. The primary ha milk, cake, bread
written on the blackboard. The more than primary was taking a quiz.
Written in English on the board “What is – name – eating, What
is – name – riding?” It wasn't much of a test, I knew all the
answers right away. Schooling goes until 5th or 6th
grade and then if you want more you need to go to the city, and that
costs money. So most of these kids are going to top out on Mar-ling
riding a bicycle and Hello and good bye.
On the way out of
the village who should we run into going in, but that obnoxious group
from yesterday. I tried Good Morning, Gutten Morgen, Bonjerno, Ces’t
Va - nothing in return. Maybe Shalom, Salam or Aloha would have
worked, but I think more than likely they were just being poops.
Back to the boat and
came and closer to Colonel Kurtz we come. We get to the end of the
road for powered vessels and only bamboo rafts coming down to this
point. Small rafts of bamboo, get tied to other rafts, to other rafts
and after a bit there is a floating barge of bamboo to the big cities
down steam. We walked this village and sat with a woman and her
eighty year old sister. The lady we were sitting with was one hundred
and three. She was deaf but told the guide she was just waiting to
die. It sounded like she wasn’t eating enough to keep a bird alive
and her kidneys may have shut down. I’d gotten a little less shy
and took a good picture of her. I haven’t looked to see what is on
the memory card yet. I hope I did her right.
Than came three
hours of torture, back down the river, and not just to where we got
on, but further still because it was easier on the car. The sun was
low in the sky after the first hour and even on the water a flipping
oven. I’m chanting to get off and we pass the stating point and
keep going and going. At about 430 we land and guide wants to climb a
pagoda to watch the sunset. I wimped out can came back to the hotel.
Just too much fun for one day for me.
Well I got here. A
bit more adventure than I prefer but I’ll try to remember to be
smarter next time.
The big bird got us
from the beach to Sittwe like clockwork. Luggage in hand I step
outside and someone says Taxi?. – How much ? (Too much, no matter
what the cost) – So we negotiate from private taxi a/c to mini van.
– You will drive me in the van? – Oh, yes! – OK, let’s go!.
We start walking
away from the taxis, off the airport property. Alarm bells tinkle in
the background. He throws my bag in the back of a multi passenger
tuk-tuk.. Whoa dude !! I take you to my car. CLANG ! CLANG ! CLANG !
Alarms, and I keep on going with it. We go way the Hell onto town and
he dumps me at a shared taxi stand. This is not what we talked about,
but now I’m stuck. – then the price negotiation begins, Mr. Lying
Sack of Shit inflating the price as the driver and conductor just sit
back. Finally a price at least 4 times what the locals pay is agreed
on. Then Mr. Lying Sack of Shit demands $3.50 for driving me there.
He’s getting his bite out of the taxi fare. Finally I toss two
bucks at him and tell him to fuck off or call a cop, and sit my
Princess ass in the front seat.
Then the driver
start hunting for one more passenger and I look at my co-riders and
tell the driver, Let’s go, What I paid I OWN this taxi. The other
agree with me and we are off. Different countries, different rules of
the road. Here it has a method, until the sun goes down. Then the
rules are drive with your high beams on, or dive with no lights at
all. When you first get your new bike, be sure to remove that little
red reflector in the back, and wear the darkest clothes you own. This
will insure that the other drivers are paying close attention to the
The road was muchly
paved. I wont say mostly. Lots of construction and mucho dust. We
crossed two bridges that scared the heck out of me. I’d be leery of
walking across them, and we are in an overloaded mini van. The three
hour trip took four and that was with diving crazy fast on the paved
We finally pulled
into Mrauk U a little after seven and after dropping off everyone
else got to my hotel. I’m not sure if that was because it was the
last stop or they didn’t want the other passengers see how much
they gouged me. (I found out today it was 10 times)
The Vasselli is the
best of the worst in town and there is no middle. By saying that I am
being generous. One look and I knew I was only staying one night.
Low twin beds on homemade frames. The a/c behind the window curtain .
No dead bolt or even chain on the door that you had to close and
latch then lift got the tongue to fall into the hole in the jamb. The
a/c didn’t work and the fan was good, except the bugs ate your
exposed skin because it was too hot under the covers. I want to say
I’ve stayed in better jails, but I’ve only stayed in one and it
The guide I chatted
with arrived and we left the hotel and I told him to take me to the
best (only) hotel in town. As I said there is no middle ground. It is
a palace. I spoke to the manager and he said walk in price is this,
but I can give it to you for that. I said Agoda.com has it for such
and such, he said okay. So new home after one sort of sleep. Then we
went out for dinner. The guide said he wanted to go to the Mortuary.
Okay maybe they have converted the old British mortuary into a plush
eaterie. Not sure about the atmosphere, but if the food is good, why
Turns out it was a
local restaurant called the Mo Cherry. I ordered the Cashew chicken
and it was eatable, but nothing special and certainly not nearly as
good as MarMar’s.
Dawn came, breakfast
came, I tossed money to the desk clerk in a snit (not my proudest
moment) and guide with car came.
Today is the city
temple tour and tomorrow is the Chin village tour. I’m not sure why
I need to see the Chin villages but the guide says, see them now
before they disappear. Okay, I’m not sure if there are only here
this week, or getting flooded out by global warming or too many
tourists, but they are going to disappear soon and this is my last
chance so there it is.
Mrauk U is one of
those fr from the center of power. A small forgotten backwater on the
map of modern Myanmar. I it wasn’t for the temples, and the light
tourist presence I’m not sure there would be a hotel or restaurant
certified for foreigners. The streets are unpaved, full of potholes
and not wide enough for two vehicles to pass by.
Today was a temple
tour. The temples here are a few hundred years newer than the ones in
Bagan, and absolutely totally different in style. In Bagan the
Buddha’s are maximum of four per temple, at each or the cardinal
points on the compass. Here there are a zillion of them one says it
had forty thousand and another ninety thousand. You walk down long
cover hallways lined with Buddhas, little ones, big ones tiny ones.
Some carved into the stone, some varied sized statues posed from knee
high to over your head. The hallways are all well lit, but if the
lights were to go out, you’d be in a hard way to find your way out.
This is not a temple tour for the claustrophobic.
In Bagan all the
temples and pagodas are on this large flat plain. That is why the
horse cart works so well there. Here we are in the mountains and
everything is up. Guess what, it isn’t any cooler here than it is
anywhere else in this country. Want to see that temple, climb up
those stairs. Want to see that stupa? Do the same thing you did for
overload landed and it became a bunch of meaningless names and dates.
The temples began too merge into one overheated set of stairs and the
date ? Well crap, I can’t keep American history straight Burmese
history from the 1500’s might as well be spoken in Chinese for as
much as sticks with me. Maybe when I look at the pictures it will
clear up a bit.
A break at noon
until 330. Got the new room, in the new hotel, it will do nicely.
Wash up a little, power nap and back at it at the appointed time.
This tie it was just a few temples. Where this morning I saw perhaps
a total of six other tourists, this afternoon they were in abundance.
At one checkpoint in a temple there was a covey of them, maybe six.
They wanted to shoot down this hall that was lined with Buddhas.
First aunt Martha took her two shots, then cousin Wilbur, then sister
Betsy, brother in law Pierre had to shoot with cell phone, SLR and
iPad. They wouldn’t let anyone behind them and it was beginning to
back up a bit. I am sure glad I didn’t say something like Dude, how
about giving the rest of us a break ? Oh, shit ! Maybe I did. Either
way it wouldn’t / didn’t make any difference, until Sophie got
her’s too. Perfectly framed don’t you know.
The problem with the
guides is they seem to all run on the same track as the other guides.
We’d run into this group and the stink eye would fly, in both
direction. Did it do any good, of course not, but it did feel good.
We ended the day
with a mid sized hill climb to watch the sunset. I may have tweak
them a bit, but I think the photos should be nice.
Now at dinner I
ordered a salad and just got a five alarm chilies. Gawk! One of hose
small teeny green ones. I’m going to need an antacid.